rthko:

I don’t want to go to work I want to engage in gay boy activities

duncebento:

junkratsadstuck:

junkratsadstuck:

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

• barack obama
• misha collins
• travis mcelroy

(Source: New York Post)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Do you have warm hands or cold hands?

Warm hands

Cold hands

#wow it’s almost fifty fifty #maybe we should all pair up and hold hands so we can achieve homeostasis (via @emoclone)

Exactly 50-50 now

(via pasta-is-magnificent)

snark–maiden:

memewhore:

(via candies-and-eyeliner)

I’VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE FUCKING LUFTBALLONS

severalowls:

severalowls:

No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door

(via mens-rights-activia)

electricgnu:

The fucking job market is abysmal

(via evilwizard)

ampervadasz:

Math dance moves (Unmute !)

(via kasadilla11)

smoqueen:

(via midnight-shy)

barbieist:

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig